The Wire Trap

Emily: It's Christmas Eve! Wake up! Quick. We need to prepare the wire trap!

Dad: (sitting up sharply) Wire Trap?!

Emily: For Santa. Oh and I might need some cogs.

Dad: ........

Poor Santa. Gonna be a busy day.

8 gruelling hours later the Wire Trap is set (with moving cogs and everything):

Emily: Maybe I should leave a note on the door telling Santa to visit us last in case we actually catch him. That way all the other kids will still get their presents...

Pause for thought.

Emily: No, no, no. What am I thinking! Come on Emily - let's get him!


Like I said, Poor, poor Santa...