Home, entertaining the poorly 2 year old:
Archie: Story Daddy, Story!
Dad: Okay, what shall we read?
Archie: This one. Read this one.
Dad: That's an instruction manual. Why don't we read this instead?
Archie: (collapses in a fit of despair) Noooooooo! Read this one. This one. THIS ONE.
Dad: Okay okay. Listen, it's boring - Chapter 1. Installation. Chapter 1.1 Wiring the speakers....
Archie: (settles down with a smile and attentively listens) Ahhhhhh
Dad: Really? Really?... (sigh) Okay. Okay... ...take wire A - fig. 1 - and insert into corresponding - red and grey - ports...
Archie finds his happy place.