Thursday, 6 February 2014

Mozzarella.

Sam: Mum, what's for tea?

Mum: Pizza.

Sam: Aw man. I hate pizza.

Mum: No. You love pizza.

Sam: ....(thinking)...oh great! What's that?

Mum: Mozzarella.

Sam: Aw man, I hate mozzarella.

Mum: Nooo. You love mozzarella too. It goes on your pizza.

Sam: Mmmmm.(eyes bulge) I love mozzarella, I'm going to be a mozzarella eating machine. Mmmmm mmmm. Yeah, I always love mozzarella.

Sam goes to leave before turning around to check something.

Sam: It's chicken. Isn't it Mum? ?