Sam: Mum, what's for tea?
Mum: Pizza.
Sam: Aw man. I hate pizza.
Mum: No. You love pizza.
Sam: ....(thinking)...oh great! What's that?
Mum: Mozzarella.
Sam: Aw man, I hate mozzarella.
Mum: Nooo. You love mozzarella too. It goes on your pizza.
Sam: Mmmmm.(eyes bulge) I love mozzarella, I'm going to be a mozzarella eating machine. Mmmmm mmmm. Yeah, I always love mozzarella.
Sam goes to leave before turning around to check something.
Sam: It's chicken. Isn't it Mum? ?
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