|Power Ranger Sammy|
Sammy: Dad, dad, dad, dad.
Sammy: I need to be a Power Ranger today. Where's my costume?
Dad: Sorry Sam, it's in the wash.
Sammy: But I need to be Power Ranger dad. I need to. I need to. I HAVE TO!
Meltdown is imminent.
Dad: What about your other costumes? How about being Batman?
Dad: Doctor Who?
Dad: Knight? Oh! Spy! How about a spy?
Sammy: NO! I want to be a Power Ranger!
Dad: (sigh). Oh Sammy. I wish you could be, but there's nothing I can do. Hey, I know. How about you just be Sam today? You know, for a change.
Sammy stares at Dad for a few seconds as though he's just said the stupidest thing ever.
Sammy: Dad. I haven't even got a 'Sam' costume. I don't even knows who he is, you crazy head! Erm... If you buy me one I might wear it though...
Dad: I.. It's not a... Sam, he's... Let's get your Power Rangers costume out the wash shall we? Come on.